- The popcorn button on the microwave.
- Any “breakthrough” hair removal product
- Vacuum cleaners (though I must say my Dyson is giving me hope; that thing can pick up small civilizations hiding in my carpet)
- Age-defying makeup
- Ibuprofen from the Dollar Tree
- Universal remotes
- Infomercial knives
- Sea monkeys
- My budget
- Citronella candles
In a world that overpromises and underperforms, I’m really thankful for Jesus.
Wishing you a disillusionment-free Thursday,